Jason was heading off to Burger King to get a salad today.
Why? Because he had a coupon.
Still, a salad? At Burger King? Home of the Whopper?
It suddenly dawned on me ...
Someone in this town needs to introduce a DONAIR SALAD.
DONAIR SALAD, yo!
Can't you just see it? Or smell it with your mind's nose?
A salad ... a salad with, y'know, lettuce ... but with the usual donair toppings of onions and tomatoes ...
... topped with donair meat ...
... dressed with ... I dunno ... DONAIR SAUCE?
It seems obvious! We have donair subs, donair burgers, donair pizza, perhaps even donair fries. But a google search only turns up a couple of instances of Donair Salad, and I don't think they're even in the Donair Capital, Halifax.
Someone. Please. Make. Me. A. Donair. Salad.
Low in carbs. Crunchy. Meaty.
Add it to your menu, and I'll write you up a recommendation here at www.bigasssuperstar.com. And it'll be an especially good recommendation if you give it to me free.